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not-close-to-straight:

I swear I’ve gone my whole life not understanding what was even slightly attractive about Ryan Gosling but him being Ken has completely changed my mind.

The man is flawless. A hero. Adorable. Top tier. A perfect Ken and dare I say it, a perfect 10


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I haven’t seen Barbie yet and I didn’t understand the appeal of Ryan Gosling but I learnt that he’s a knitter so I’m 100% team Gosling now

  #I remember being in love with him as a kid tho in I don't remember which show    #Xena or Hercules idk  

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

bunny-banana:

if u feel the first cramp and think “i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass” ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

Thousands of years of progress without painkillers and you decide to suffer? What are you, a Protestant ?

  #this is how I ended up in the hospital because my friends were afraid because the cramps were so spectacular    #and it almost happened again and I did my best to suffer quietly with my head in the sink and my butt on the toilet to avoid another panick    #now I have stronger pain killers thank gods    #and yet I didn't take any this mnths because i'm so afraid    #that one day    #the painkillers won't work anymore and i'll be alone in my pain    #which is stupid because there are a ton of different formulas out there    #monkey brain why  
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My latest commission is: a bunch of Assassin’s Creed Mirage themed emotes and stickers for AccessTheAnimus’’s discord !

Heart eyed jinni wasn’t on my bingo card for 2023 but here we go !

  #assassin's creed    #Assassin's Creed Mirage    #basim ibn ishaq    #My art    #Dulcamarra'rt    #commissions  

orientalld:

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  #Star Wars    #THIS IS INCREDIBLE    #Look I love space Jesus but if there's Kit Fisto I'm always team Kit Fisto  

memewhore:

  #this is one of the best vids ever    #Hope the crab is living his best life  

thickness-protection-program:

iftye:

me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

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Me reading your tags on tumblr dot com

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rookiewhaler:

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been messing around with the game files lately, for modding purposes, and managed to extract some of the many paintings you can see hanging around, my goal is to get prints of my favorite ones if I can’t find them online anywhere. some I can recognize as Sergey Kolesov’s and Piotr Jabłoński’s, work

  #the ship one is one of my absolute fav paintings ever    #still a sucker for big ship paintings in the 1800    #my fav Anno concept art is also big ship™️    #dishonored 2    #Dishnored 2 concept art  
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For my favourite day allow me to post two of my favourite things, Sigurd Styrbjornsson riding a Spinosaurus for no reason. I know many things are wrong in this picture (size, not updated spino model) but I don’t care !

  #sigurd styrbjornson    #AC Valhalla    #Assassin's Creed Valhalla    #assassin's Creed    #Spinosaurus    #Jurassic Park    #my art    #dulcamarra'rt  
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Getting ready for tomorrow, sharpen the guillotine blades

  #ACNH    #14 juillet    #Animal Crossing New Horizons    #French    #people are now getting in trial for threatening messages about the president on social medias    #cool country    #love it here    #hate the leaders tho  

kennexara:

so uh, remember back in 2019 when I was like I want to do a Dishonored cross-stitch, something harder than the Outsider’s Mark but also easier than actual people? And I wasn’t seeing a lot of existing patterns so I spent some time messing with C-Stitch and didn’t start stitching it until 2020? And I decided it would look cooler if I used the Diament metallic gold instead of just plain gold floss, aka I made it 10x more difficult. And also it would be 10in by 10in which is big for me. Like, I’ve never finished anything that big. 

Well, until now.

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  #WHEN CRAFTING MEETS 10 YEARS LASTING BRAINROT    #this is incredible and another reminder that I need to try embroidery so I can master all of fiber crafting    #dishonored    #seriously OP i hope you're mad proud  

northwest-cryptid:

bitternest:

bitternest:

chaser:

Headline reading: Elon Musk to sue Tumblr for plagiarism after learning they are also trying to fuck up a perfectly good websiteALT
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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

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cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.

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Coming back to Valhalla made me realize the potential of Barbie shitpost that can be made

  #Assassin's Creed Valhalla    #eivor varinsdóttir    #Eivor wolfsmal    #Assassin's Creed    #shitpost